Excellent Excellent Excellent

I do not think that I have ever laughed so hard at a book in my entire life. Two scenes especially in the book had me laughing so hard I was crying, as my family looked at me though I was insane. The first scene that had me hysterical was when two high schoolers go to a classmates home to "Kill her" (shoot her with a water gun) at the same time two hitmen arrive at the same home to REALLY kill her jerk step-father. The scene explodes with the boy with the water gun flying into the house screaming, the real hit men shooting, a dog (abused by an evil toad) going insane thinking he may get food soon, a homeless man residing in a tree house and a Spanish maid fleeing for fear of being raped. I'll not speak any more of the scene in hopes to make someone read the book out of curiosity. The second scene that had me cracking up involved the evil toad squirting drugs into the jerk step-father's eyes while he is handcuffed to an entertainment center that is handcuffed to a police officer. The hungry dog is then mistaken for Elizabeth Dole...I'll leave it at that. I RECOMMEND THIS BOOK TO EVERYONE!